someone less anal retetitive

... like New New mexico where the towels are oh so fluffy!

but unfortunately when they arrived, an old man ran up to the group and screamed
"WE HAVE NO TOWELS! THEY HAVE DESERTED US IN OUR TIME OF NEED!!!"
he then ran screaming into the jungle. having read enough douglas adams, the group realised this was a terrible place to be at this time. they journeyed off into the jungles surrounding new new mexico.
on the path dj was heard to remark, "were we not just in new new zealand? how'd we get here so fast"
to which huggles retorted, "RARGHHHH!!!!" and ripped his foot off. bears are not fond of continuity problems.
along their trek they found a large clearing in which they saw...

my poor bloody foot laying in the tall grass, i let it rejoin me via dark magic and gave huggles a dirty look, "I oughtta declaw you" i said. as we marched on

The went to the beautiful costline of New Mexico and suddenly a called "...

...Steven" fell from the sky. ......Steven looked at them and said...

"I am the elite four champion, but you won't find out til later" then walked off and left his beldum to be taken by

... a goat with a odd number of towels on ts back. the goat lookd at EJ and burst into flames. little did our adventurers know that this was the flaming towel goat they would need to unlock...

the chastity belt of unlimited awkwardness! Onomatopoeia...

...is a funny word. And in other news, our protagonists...

got far to confused by the current story so they went off to play monopoly.

i was a howitzer.

I was the car because I got here fast enough to call it.

...and I picked the human hand. After we stopped playing due to hand-blood all over the game board...

we all checked our wrists to see if we have our hands. noticing that none of us have a bloody stump on our arms we....

...decided to slay the dragon in the big spooky cave that was right next to our headquarters. So everyone...