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There's no doubt about it, penguins are going to take over the world! In a few years the reinforcements from space will arive and conquer the earth. The penguins as we know them are scouts who explore the enviroment and prepare for the arrival of the troops.
The Penguin agents whom are already settled on our planet prepare the attack by taking over the merchandise. Inside every penguin item you see in a store might be a mind controlling device, or a spycam, or a bomb, or even a toy!
The mind-controlling device makes sure you think penguins are cute and makes sure you buy penguin merchandise.
We suspect the Penguin agents are also involved in numerous mysterious dissasters that have struck upon the earth. Terrible calamaties like the Crash of the Hindenburg, the Pearl Harbour attack, the sinking of the Titanic and the invention of the Pok�mon are only a few examples.
Even some of the more peculiar wonders of the Earth are also believed to be the work of penguins; Stonehenge, the statues of Easter Island, the cropcircles, those little bags of ketchup!
But there's more....
Hmmm, you're so easily controlled, we wanted you to scroll down for no reason at all and so you did. People like you don't stand a chance against the penguins' mind controlling abbilities. It's good you're visiting this website, then you might have a small chance not to end up as a slave in the polar ice melting camps.
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